Are You The Tickler?

I'm watching the episode of King of the Hill where Peggy accidentally becomes a foot fetish internet porn sensation. Her "big, beautiful feet" become an online spectacle thanks to an Arlen director (I think he's voiced by Sydney Pollack?).

"Bill says a lot of college girls get caught up in the dirty internet world," Hank says to comfort Peggy. I love this episode because I relate. I have enormous feet--I wear a size 11 shoe and it's really hard for me to find cute, comfortable footwear! King of the Hill is giving a voice to this issue! PeggysFeet.com is helping empower people all over the world! Finally!

Another thing I love about this episode is that Peggy always plays the swindled, vulnerable, yet lovable victim. Yet she is the overtone of reason in the show! This is another way I relate to Peggy Hill. In my life I play both parts! I'm pretty smart, I think... and reasonable. But I am so gullible and naive! I'll believe anything I read or see, if I want to believe it.

Oh those Axe commercials are so sexist.



Anywho, my car's in the shop again because a new month has began and, hey, what the hell... WHY NOT get a few more punches in the CarX frequent buyer club card. Yeah that doesn't exist. But Darren-from-CarX is probably the only man not related to me that I regularly speak to on the phone.

Going to work at 6, hope my car is done by then so I don't have to maneuver 2 trains and a bus home at 11 pm.

"The way I look at it Peggy, you're like a fully loaded truck, and big tires are part of the package. You pay extra for those fully loaded tires! Why are you crying? You know how much I want a new truck!"