If you could live in a different decade, which would you pick?

This was one of the questions from the Table Topics game that my family played on Thanksgiving. I chose no decade, but I would rather live right now, what with being a woman and all and enjoying my rights and body. However, I think I'm over evaluating this concept. I would pick the 1970s, for the decor and costume. The clothes! The glitz! The glamor! I would have been a stewardess, or television actress, or hairdresser.

But the year is 2008. And I'm a waitress.

Today at work my general manager (big baby-faced Italian 40-something) told one of the Mexicans on the line to buy him a ticket to Cancun for Christmas. And to throw in a lady as well. I yelled down the line that you haven't been able to properly buy a woman since 1954. This sparked a half-baked response about Prostitutes/Sex-Slave Trafficking/Gold Diggers, that began with "Listen to Woman's Lib down there!".

Woman's Lib?!

Maybe I am living in the 1970s.

Fun with Fotos

I got my hair cut today.



Just kidding. I wish I had the guts to cut my hair off like that. It actually still looks like this:



This is what I would look like if the aliens finally showed up:



And these just make me laugh:




I'm soo STRONG!



Baaaaahahahahaha!



Oh man I just saw an ad for Cuba Gooding, Jr. in Snow Dogs. Remember when he won that award for the quality of his acting? Snow Dogs!

Off to Christopher House Orientation! Hopefully it goes really well and everyone shows up.

Things I'm For

In light of the hella positive outcome of this presidential election, I'm going to enlighten you three readers with a little insight into my political platform. As you can imagine, there are certain ideals I support, and certain things I am against. Also, there are some things I don't give a shit about.

I'm For:
DVR
Reality TV
Heart-shaped pillows
Olive oil
Pro-Choice
Moisturizer
Flats
Free parking
Lipstick
Sandwiches
Beer
Gossip Girl
Japan
Tweed
Cupcakes

I'm Against:
Fear-mongering
Hate
Sandpaper
Coconut
Cherry-flavoring
FOX News
Snakes
Colds
Fur
Fake Designer shit
ESPN
Ruffles

I don't give a shit about:
The Hills
Math
Xbox 360
NASA
Claymation
Football
The Army
Lipliner
Balloons

Also I have a few major craft projects in the works that are really exciting and I'll post pics when they're ready!